CHRIS: HI EVERYONE!!! SO GREAT TO SEE ALL OF YOU! Well, for introductions, I'm Chris! Also known as the Christian faith (in general). Some say I have multiple personality disorder but wasn't Martin Luther the best ever? No he wasn't, Catholics rule! Fun is sinful. Jesus loves you!
JUDAH: For the love of the Almighty, will you get on with it?!
CHRIS: Oh, hi Judah! This is my brother Judah, the Judaic faith.
JUDAH: I'm not your brother, imbecil!
CHRIS: You're just cranky cuz you're the eldest.
JUDAH: That doesn't even make sense.
CHRIS: I rarely do. Anyways, folks, ask us questions! Yay!
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Judah
Full name :: Judah Maccabee
Nickname(s) :: Y'hudah Junior, Lil' Israel
Gender :: Male
Height :: 6'5''
Body Type :: Sorta like a barrel
Hair Color :: Dark Brown
Eye Color :: Brown, like the dust of the Judean desert
Religion :: Jewish, of course
Orientation :: Heterosexual; deeply set in Torah Teachings; quite possibly homophobic
Language(s) :: English, Hebrew, a little Aramaic
Age :: about 2,900
Human Age (Appearance) :: 30 years
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Chris
Full name :: Christo deDeo
Nickname(s) :: Jesus Junior, Dear One (by Jesus and close friends)
Gender :: Male
Height :: 6'9''
Body Type :: Fit, not too skinny or chubby
Hair Color :: Light Brown
Eye Color :: A very cheery blue like the sky
Religion :: Christian, of course
Orientation :: Heterosexual; deeply set in Church Teachings; not homophobic
Language(s) :: English, Latin, Italian, French, German, Swiss, Spanish, Hebrew, a little Aramaic
Age :: about 2,000
Human Age (Appearance) :: 25 years